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Well, people seem to have taken issue with my saying Chuck Norris is lame, but I actually remember Chuck Norris movies, and let me tell you, those fight scenes were some of the most staged-looking things you ever saw in a fight movie. But, hey, don't believe me about Chuck Norris' lameness; read what Chuck himself has to say about what people say about Chuck Norris.

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Dec. 15, 2008 | 8:11 PM MeHorny says:

haha xD Chuck Norris FTW XD...And yes you can see by a mile that all those fight scenes were staged but hey that's why people made all that jokes about him xD
Which are so funny I sometimes can't breath xD
Like This 1 : ''People who received Chuck Norrise's blood by transfusion are no longer ordinary people, but are known under that name X MEN'' xD

Dec. 26, 2008 | 2:25 AM axolotl1 responds:

ROFLMAO. Yah I was talking to a friend and he was saying that his lameness is the reason those jokes are funny. I didn't realize that before. I feel better, just as long as everyone knows his movies are wack. Thanks for commenting!
EDIT: To be fair, I should point out the guy was in fact a black belt and a champ. I don't know why those scenes were so fake. But he's still pretty lame anyway.

Updated: Dec. 26, 2008, 2:28 AM

Feb. 6, 2009 | 9:14 PM KurtWilder2027 says:

Ehh... Mr. Norris is deffinetly over exaggerated. I have no idea why people say stupid things about how this Norris person is almighty and powerful, but that is bullshit. All I see is an aging action star that is stuck stuck in the 80's. Why the hell do you think that I am 8? I mean seriously...

Feb. 10, 2009 | 3:35 PM axolotl1 responds:

Indeed. I think it is his lamitude which powers the jokes with a powerful engine of irony. Sadly, many of the people who repeat these jokes are completely unaware of his uber-lamosity and so they are placing their tongues as far into the anus of Mr. Norris as possible without the mitigating spice of irony to assuage their senses. Therefore, I offered this post as a public service. Sorry for thinking you're 8.

Feb. 11, 2009 | 6:00 PM Eunosphere says:

"God takes prayers, and redirects them all to Chuck Norris to calm his wrath"

Why the hell does he mention god in all of those facts about him? It's making him lame. Stop trying to lecture us!

Feb. 19, 2009 | 10:01 PM axolotl1 responds:

My point eggzactly. =D

Updated: Feb. 19, 2009, 10:02 PM

Feb. 20, 2009 | 10:45 PM OriginalPatton says:

I agree 100% with you! Now John Wyane, he can do what Norris can do 500,000,000,000,000,000 < 500 Quadrillion (comes after trillion) times BETTER! YAY JOHN WAYNE! THE DUKEINATOR!

Feb. 22, 2009 | 11:42 PM axolotl1 responds:

John Wayne movies are the shit. I believe it was he who first said, "Have a cigarette every morning with breakfast, kids."

Updated: Feb. 22, 2009, 11:43 PM

Jul. 4, 2009 | 8:13 PM andrewd77 says:

GAY

Jul. 8, 2009 | 9:31 PM axolotl1 responds:

CHUCK NORRIS GARGLES PEANUT BUTTER