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Chuck Norris is Lamer Than You Think.
6/26/08 by axolotl1
Well, people seem to have taken issue with my saying Chuck Norris is lame, but I actually remember Chuck Norris movies, and let me tell you, those fight scenes were some of the most staged-looking things you ever saw in a fight movie. But, hey, don't believe me about Chuck Norris' lameness; read what Chuck himself has to say about what people say about Chuck Norris.
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Burp
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True Protector
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More Than A Man
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