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Well, people seem to have taken issue with my saying Chuck Norris is lame, but I actually remember Chuck Norris movies, and let me tell you, those fight scenes were some of the most staged-looking things you ever saw in a fight movie. But, hey, don't believe me about Chuck Norris' lameness; read what Chuck himself has to say about what people say about Chuck Norris.

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Flying Birds 10 Points Kill 40 flying birds! Medal Stats.
Cavemen 10 Points Kill 200 Cavemen! Medal Stats.
Hippos 10 Points Kill 12 hippos! Medal Stats.
Plesio Limbs 25 Points Cut off 25 plesiosaur limbs! Medal Stats.
Third Flying Reptile 25 Points Kill the third flying reptile in under 5 seconds! Medal Stats.
Burp 5 Points Complete the first chapter. Medal Stats.
Precise 5 Points Perform an Accuracy Bonus! Medal Stats.
Back to Work 10 Points Wake up the Guard! Medal Stats.
Adrenaline Rush 5 Points Perform a Danger Bonus! Medal Stats.
True Protector 100 Points Restore the fountain's flow Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 83 (From 15 different games.)